Adult Novelty Sperm Gauge
£2.99
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Product Description
- Test your Baby Gravy!
- This fun novelty gift indicates the quality of your sperm (Just for bants not scientifically proven)
- Sperm Count measurements:- Junk Spunk, Low on Love Juice, Mr Average Load, Loads of Jizz and Super Sperm
- Interesting fact:- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200
- Interesting fact 2:- Every day, a healthy adult male can product 70 - 150 million sperm while a average sized teaspoon 'serving' contains between 200-500 million of the lil wrigglers
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- Free UK delivery on all orders
- Next day delivery available
- 30 Day return window
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